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Hello, NIGGA . Welcome to Live Technical Support. My name is Trudy.
GOAL stated the question or problem as: NIGLET LIPS.
Are you signed on with the same computer that you need assistance with?
AOLTechTRP says, I am not able to determine exactly what type of assistance you need. If you could restate your question or provide more information, I'll be more than happy to assist you.
You say, I MADE A FORTRESS IN MY LIVING ROOM OUT OF AOL TRIAL CDS
You say, UNFORTUNATELY I FELL DOWN INSIDE THE FORTRESS AND CUT MYSELF ON THE BROKEN CDS
You say, THE DOCTOR ASKED ME WTH ALL THE SHARDS STICKING OUT OF MY SKIN WERE
You say, I TOLD HIM WHAT THEY WERE, AND HE ASKED ME TO SIGN HIM UP FOR AOL
You say, SO I DID, BUT HE CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SEND EMAILS
You say, COULD YOU INFORM HIM HOW PLEASE?
AOLTechTRP says, Okay, I will give you the steps from here and you can inform him on how to send.
You say, OK
AOLTechTRP says, Here are the steps:
AOLTechTRP says, On the AOL© toolbar, click the WRITE icon. In the SEND TO: box in the Write Mail window, type the e-mail address of the person to whom you want to
send e-mail. (To send the same message to another person, type a comma and add
the next e-mail address.)
AOLTechTRP says, In the SUBJECT: box, type a subject line for your e-mail. Type your message in the large message box.
AOLTechTRP says, When you have finished, click the SEND NOW or SEND LATER button.
AOLTechTRP says, To print these instructions, click OPTIONS just below our chat window, then click COPY/PRINT. The text of this conversation will display in a new screen within AOL. To print the text, on the FILE menu, click PRINT.
You say, OK
You say, CAN WE SEND GAY PICTURES TO EACH OTHER?
AOLTechTRP says, Yes, you can send them via e-mail attachment or embedded pictures.
You say, DO THEY HAVE TO BE GAY?
You say, OR CAN THEY BE STRAIGHT OR BI-CURIOUS TOO?
AOLTechTRP says, No.
AOLTechTRP says, You can send any e-mails you want.
You say, NO WHAT?
You say, OK
You say, I LOVE GOING TO CHATROOMS AND SENDING GAY PICTURES TO THE CHATTERS
You say, HOW DO I SET UP A FAKE PROFILE TO TRICK STRAIGHT GUYS INTO TALKING TO ME?
AOLTechTRP says, You can just create profile and its up to you on what to put in it
You say, OK
You say, HOW DO I EDIT MY PROFILE SO THAT LITTLE GIRLS DONT KNOW THAT IM A 50 YEAR OLD MAN?
AOLTechTRP says, Thanks for clarifying that.
AOLTechTRP says, Please visit AOL Keyword: EDIT MY PROFILE and you will be all set.
AOLTechTRP says, Is there anything else I can assist you with at this time?
You say, THANK YOU.
You say, I LIKE TO SAY THAT IM A PRETEEN GIRL, SO THAT OLDER GUYS WILL TALK TO ME
You say, AND I DONT TELL THEM WHO I REALLY IM UNTIL AFTER WE ARE DONE CYBERING
AOLTechTRP says, Go to AOL® Keyword: EDIT MY PROFILE. If a warning message appears, click the OK button. Type your name and any other information that you want people to know about you. Click the links on the left to enter different types of information.
AOLTechTRP says, You can use the style toolbar to change the font and colors that will be shown in your profile. To view your profile, please click the PREVIEW button. When you are finished, click the SAVE button to have your profile added to the Member Directory.
You say, USSUALLY THEY ARE ASHAMED AT HAVING BEEN TRICKED AND THREATEN TO KILL ME
You say, SO I REPORT THEM TO AOL TO GET THEIR ACCOUNTS TERMINATED
AOLTechTRP says, Is there anything else I can assist you with at this time?
You say, WILL YOU SEND ME YOUR PICTURE?
AOLTechTRP says, I'm sorry but that is not possible.
You say, DO YOU LIKE TO CYBER?
AOLTechTRP says, Thank you for visiting America Online® Live Help. If you need help again, just go to AOL® Keyword: LIVE HELP, and we'll be here to assist you. To thank you today, Please click the Chat LIVE button to be connected to an agent who will explain the details. Have a great day!
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Hello, Liquid. Welcome to Live Technical Support. My name is Lui.
Liquid stated the question or problem as: I KUM TO SUCK UR BLUD.
AOLTechLOQ says, Please understand that the use of vulgar words is against the Terms of Service on America Online. If you cannot refrain from using inappropriate language, I will have to terminate this session.
AOLTechLOQ says, Could you please tell me what assistance you need with at this time?
You say, I WAS PLAYING FRISBE WITH AOL TRIAL CDS WITH MY DOG, WHEN MY DOG
SUDDENLY LUNGED FOR ONE OF THE CDS I THREW, AND SWALLOWED IT. THE CD IS NOW STUCK INSIDE HIM. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
AOLTechLOQ says, AOL Live Help provides assistance with the America Online service. Unfortunately, the feature you are referring to is not part of the AOL thank you today, you can claim a FREE $25 Wal-Mart® gift card.
You say, FUCK WAL-MART! I SHOP TARGET!
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Hello, Trust. Welcome to Live Technical Support. My name is Alexander. Its great to see you online today!
Trust stated the question or problem as: INTRUDERS WANTING TO OWN MY ACCOUNT AND BOX.
AOLTechALZ says, AOL has a specific department for this. As soon as possible, please call the AOL Fraud Department toll-free at 1-800-307-7969. Specialist there are avaiable to assist you between the hours of 10AM - 9PM, 7 days a week.
You say, I HAVE FEW IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU?
AOLTechALZ says, Sure
AOLTechALZ says, Please go ahead!
You say, I HAVE THESE GAY LAMERS H4X0R WANNABES THREATING ME TO GET MY SCREENNAME TO BE SUSPENDED..
You say, 2ND QUESTIONS
You say, HOW THE FUCK CAN OTHER LAMER OBTAINED MY SCREENNAME AND CLONED IT? HE KEPT PROVOKES ME WHEN I TRIED TO ENTER 1 TO BOOT HIM OUT OF 2ND LOCATIONS.
You say, HE KEPT LOGGED BACK ON
You say, AND POPPED UP ON MY BUDDYLIST.
AOLTechALZ says, The use of vuglar words is against the Terms of Service on AOL. If you cannot refrain from abusive behavior, I will have to terminate this session.
You say, WHAT IS VUGLAR?
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Hello, NIGGA. Welcome to Live Technical Support. My name is Rey.
Trust stated the question or problem as: NUBCAKE.
AOLTechTRP says, Are you signed on with the same computer that you need assistance with?
AOLTechTRP says, I am not able to determine excatly what type of assistance you need. If you could restate your question or provide more information, I'll be more than happy to assist you.
You say, PORT 5082 ON MY KOMPUTER IS OPEN AND I G0T HAXED BY LEET NOOBZ.
AOLTechTRP says, Let me see if I have this right. I understand your computer was hacked by an intruder. Is that correct?
You say, YES
You say, HIS SKREEN NAME WAS NIGGER420
AOLTechTRP says, What excatly happen when you are sign on to AOL?
You say, I GET PRON UP TEH ASS.
AOLTechTRP says, Are you receiving porn pop-up messages?
You say, YES, I JUST GOT ONE THAT IS A NIGGA GETTING BUTTFUCKED BY A GOAT.
AOLTechTRP says, What have you tried so far to fix this?
You say, I TRIED WANKIN OFF, THEN WHEN THAT DIDNT WORK, I REINSTALLED AOL. AND ALSO I WAS IN EBONY CHATS LOOKING FOR SOME FAT BLACK CHICKS, AND I NOTICED THAT MY HEMOGLOBINS WERENT TURNED ON, SO I RESTARTED AOL AND THEN PURGED MY HACKER FOLDER AND ESTABLISHED A CONNECTION TO MY 5082 PORT ON MY KOMPUTER.
AOLTechTRP says, Thank you for all information and for being patient with my questions.
AOLTechTRP says, Let me explain what causes this problem to occur and how we can fix this quickly.
You say, Ok
AOLTechTRP says, With regard to this matter, I suggest to run THE AOL Spyware Protection program.
You say, I WENT INTO ONE GAY CHATROOM TO SEE IF I COULD GET ANY HELP WITH THE PROBLEM I DESCRIBED TO YOU, BUT INSTEAD I GOT HIT ON BY A CHICK WITH A STICK
AOLTechTRP says, For additional tips about reporting TOS violations and how to protect your account, please visit the keyword: NOTIFY AOL HELP.
AOLTechTRP says, I would also suggest to run and update the anti-virus program installed in your computer.
You say, THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH
AOLTechTRP says, Thank you for bringin this matter into our attention. We greatly appreicate and value your thoughts.
AOLTechTRP says, Thank you for visiting America Online Live Help. If you need help again, just go to AOL Keyword: LIVE HELP, and we'll be here to assist you.
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Hello, PHYRE. Welcome to Live Technical Support. My name is Fred.
PHYRE stated the question or problem as: PENIS STUCK.
AOLTechFXE : How may I help you today?
You say, I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN THE HOLE ON ONE OF THE AOL CDS THAT WERE MAILED TO MY HOUSE AND WHAT SHOULD I DO?
AOLTechFXE : I apologize but I cannot assist you regarding this issue. I am here to assist you regarding AOL Technical issue.
You say, DOES AOL HAVE A KEYWORD REGUARDING THIS ISSUE?
You say, CAN YOU RECOMMEND A LUBE TO USE? THE TIN CAN THAT THE CD CAME IN IS STUCK ON MY BALLS.
AOLTechFXE : Do you have any technical question for me?
You say, HOW DO I UNINSTALL THIS CD?
AOLTechFXE : Do you wish to unsintall AOL software from your computer?
You say, NO FROM MY PENIS
AOLTechFXE : I am sorry but I cannot assist you regarding that issue.
You say, WELL STOP SENDING ME CDS IF YOU CANT EVEN OFFER SUPPORT ON THEM! WHAT AOL VERSION HAS THE BIGGEST HOLE?
AOLTechFXE : I have to terminate this session!
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